On a thursday afternoon, a homeless man walks down a street and sees a "pianist wanted" sign in the window of a bar. The man goes into the bar, sits at the piano and begins to play. The owner of the bar hears the man play and is completely blown away.
"That song is amazing, what do you call it?" the owner asks.
"Tits and ass," the homeless man says and starts to play another song. The owner, again amazed, asks the name of the new song.
"Fucking her slowly," the man answers.
"Alright," the owner says. "How about you come back tomorrow night and play here and I'll pay you, but whatever you do, do not say the names of your songs."
The next night, the homeless man is at the bar playing his first song and all the patrons love it. At the end of the song, the man stands up to take a bow and his dick is hanging out of his pants.
"Hey," says a parton. "Do you know your dick is hanging out?"
"Know it?" The homeless man exclaims. "I wrote it!"
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