2 Texans meet each other at a bar...

A proud, tall man and a gorgeous, well-endowed woman. He boasts to her, "This may come as a surprise, but I own the biggest ranch in all of Texas." She replies, "Oh, really? I own the biggest car dealership network in all of Texas." The man realizes she is challenging him now. "Well, sweetheart, not only do I own the biggest ranch in Texas, I also own my own football team, the Dallas Cowboys." She smirks, and says, "Well, wouldn't you know, I in fact own the Houston Texans." He frowns, before coming back with, "Well, I have the biggest feet in all of Texas. My feet are so large, I get custom made boots from the best cobbler in the nation." She struggles with a reply, but says, "Well, I have the largest vagina in Texas. I bet it's so big, you could stick your foot in!"

The man sweats at this. He refuses to lose this round. So, he says, "Ok. Let's go somewhere more private and see what's bigger: my feet, or your vagina." She agrees.

They go to a presidential suite in a hotel and he takes off his boots. She takes off her dress, and then lays on the bed to reveal a huge vagina. He couldn't believe it. He had a feeling he might just lose. He says, "Alright, how will we go about this?" She says, "Just put it in. I probably won't even feel it," much to the man's frustration. So, he goes for it. To his shock, he could insert his entire foot and not even touch the walls of the vagina! During this moment of shock, however, he loses his balance and falls into her.

He awakes in a state of confusion. To his surprise, he hears a voice. "Hey, pardner, fancy meeting you here!" calls a dignified Texan accent. Another man is trapped in here? "Huh? Are we...*inside* her?" The other man says, "Well, wouldn't ya know, we sure seem to be." He turns on a flashlight. The first man says, "Well, we should try to get out before she puts her clothes back on!" The other man says, "Well, first let's find my horse, and then we'll ride out!"