Free beer

A man sees a sign in front of a bar that says 'Make the horse laugh and get free beer for a week'

The man is up for the challenge and enters the bar. He asks the bartender about the deal and the bartender takes him outside to the stables. The man whispers something in the horse's ear and within seconds the horse erupts in pure laughter. The bartender is amazed and the man gets his free beer for a week.

One week later the sign has changed. 'Make the horse cry and get free beer for a week'.

The man decides to have another go. The bartender tells him he can have another go, but it is absolutely forbidden to touch the horse. The man agrees and makes his way to the stables once again. Minutes later the horse is crying uncontrollably without him having even been close to the horse.

The bartender is curious about this man and asks him what he did to make him laugh. 'Easy, says the man, 'I told him I have a bigger penis'. The bartender laughs out loud, shaking his head in disbelieve. 'So what did you do to make him cry?', he asks.

'Easy', said the man, 'I showed it to him'.