A Farmer and his Horse

An old farmer was sad and sitting near a well. His horse died last night.
An angel came out of that well, and said this old guy “If you fuck me 10 times, I can bring back your mare alive.”
Poor old guy agreed, survived till it was 8th time. But in next try he died.

His elder son was now sad, his father and horse were dead. That same angel appeared again, and said this sad guy “If you fuck me 20 times, I can bring your father and that horse back to life”. In his late 40s this guy survived till it was 18th time. But in next try he died.

Youngest son was now sad, his father, brother and horse were dead. Same angel appeared again, and said this young guy “If you fuck me 30 times, I can your family back to life”. In his early 20s this guy fucked that angel 20 time, kept going to reach 25 times. No sign of tiredness and continued till it was 30 times. He didn’t stop and fucked that angle 40 time
That night the angel died. His family was now alive. All asked this young guy how did that angel die? To which he replied “If that mare can die so can that witch.”

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