for someone to help her. The local sheriff approaches on his horse and dismounts, hearing the calls for help.
"Sheriff, thank go you are here." said the girl. "Two cowboys grab me from behind and raped me for hours and then tied me to this tree."
The sheriff starts to walk to her and starts to unbuckle his belt and says..
"Ma'am, guess today ain't your lucky day."
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