10 Things not to do while on a Train

(1)Make heaps of noise
(2)Don't annoy the other passengers
(3)Jump around like a monkey
(4)Chew your gum loudly
(5)Whatever you do don't stare at another person even if you
think its your favourite movie star,because if they yell at you,
you surely will not like that person anymore
(6)Don't tap your feet or you will be tapped on the back by some
big dude to tell you to shut the hell up
(7)pop a bag really loudly
(8)Don't let your watch be seen or everybody will want it
(includes other items like:
jewellry,bags,sunglasses,hats,earings etc etc
(9)Don't wave to someone like their an aeroplane up in the sky
or say:DO I KNOW YOU
(10)The most thing to not do on a Train is to smile and be happy
because everybody is scared of each other thats why nobody
smiles on a Train, so if i catch you smiling on a Train or
really happy looking, don't expect to walk or better yet run out
of a Train alive