A thirsty fly is buzzing around a lake and decides to drop into the water for a drink, but little does the fly know a fish is waiting to snack on him when he does, but little does the fish know a bear is waiting to grab the fish when he jumps up to eat the fly, but little does the bear know a hunter is waiting for the bear to run to the lake so he can shoot him for a trophy, but little does the hunter know a mouse is eyeing the cheese in his pocket waiting for a chance to steal it, but little does the mouse know a cat is waiting to pounce.
When the fly takes a sip of water, it all hits the fan. The fish eats the fly, the bear grabs the fish, the hunter shoots the bear, the mouse steals the cheese, and the cat pounces. However, in the confusion the cat falls into the lake. The moral of the story is when a fly drops a pussy gets wet.
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