The Choice

There was a newlywed couple, but they didn't get to have their
honeymoon. So one day, the wife asked her husband if they could
have a honeymoon that weekend. The husband said that he
couldn't because he had a fox hunt to go to that weekend. This
made the wife sad, so the husband gave her three choices to
choose from. 1. go with him on the fox hunt, 2. give him a blow
job, or 3. he gets to do her in the ass. So she thought about
it, and on the morning of the fox hunt, the husband asked her if
she made a choice. She replied no, so the the husband told her
to have a choice when he came back from getting the dogs ready
for the hunt. She said ok. He came back and asked for her
choice. She choose #2. She got in the position, and started to
smell something funny. She asked what that smell was. The
husband replied, "oh, the dogs didn't want to go, they choose
#3!"