3 guys went for an archery competition...

The first guy shoots an arrow into the sky and out of nowhere, a hawk swoops in and catches that arrow and plants it on the bulls eye.

"Who are you?" asked the judge.
"I am Hawkeye.", the first guy replied smugly.

The second guy shoots 2 arrows up into the sky and miraculously, 2 pigeons fly by, catch the arrows with their beaks and plant it on the bulls eye for him.

"Who are you?", asked the bewildered judge.
"I am Oliver Queen." he smirked.

The last guy feeling the pressure of the momentous task to impress shoots 3 arrows into the sky but only to have all of them fell at terminal velocity and penetrate the judge on the arse.

"Wh..wh...who are you?", he groans in great pain.
"I am sorry..."

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