Ten Signs You Know You're At A Bad Zoo
1. When no one else is looking, you swear that ...
Zebra Jokes
Jail Horse
What do you call a horse that escaped from jail...
The Blond's Zebra
What did the blond name his pet zebra?
Spot!
Forgien Excnanged Students
The forgien exchanged students Jose, Doron, and...
Savanna Football
The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had a...
Ringo!
What's black and white and makes a lot of noise...
Mew I'm a Kitty
This is a true story. I was texting my one frie...
What's black and white and red all over?
The slowest zebra on the prairie.
As a reward for winning a race, a young stallion was put in a compound with a beautiful female zebra.
As the next day dawned, the keeper ran to see h...
Why do women wear striped bras?
Because it's a ZEBRA.
What do get when a white horse mates a black donkey on the road?
A zebra crossing!
A man and a woman from france come to america...
So a couple from france came to america, only k...
Two dudes are saying goodbye to each other...
One guy says "Cya later bro", the other guy say...
Homework
**A boy is walking home from school and he has ...
What's Black and White and Red all over?
The Zebra I just shot dead.
A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra.
But he was spotted.
What's black and white and can't fit through a door? (x-post r/AntiJokes)
A zebra with a spear through its head.
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Well i'm sorr...
What's black and white and red all over?
A dead zebra.
You Are Who You Are
At the end of time all of God's creations were ...
What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?
She got a Zebra.
I stole this joke from the comment section.
A guy and his girlfriend go to her parents' pla...
A zebra walks into a bar...
He orders a drink and leaves. A few minutes lat...