This is a true story. I was texting my one friend, and we both get bored easy. This is part of our one convo.
Him: Mew! I'm a kitty!
Me: Woof! I'm a puppy!
Him: Oink! I'm a cow!
Me: Quack! I'm a zebra!
Him: Bang! I'm a hoe!
Me: Man, u got me beat on tht 1!
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