I stole this joke from the comment section.

A guy and his girlfriend go to her parents' place for dinner so he can meet them for the first time. He attempts awkward small-talk about politics and the economy, in which her father seems entirely uninterested. Halfway through dinner, however, he realizes that her father is a zebra. And he is a zebra. And the entire family is zebras. And they are in the grasslands of southern Africa. And he doesn't have a girlfriend. He is terribly, terribly alone.

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