Zebra Jokes

Zebra Jokes

Why did the bus stop?

Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra ...

A boy from France comes to America.

A boy from France comes to America. He wants to...

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blind...

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ap...

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise...

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taug...

“Dad?”

“Dad?” —Zebra looking at a piano
Sam Grittner