a giraffe, a zebra, a hippo, and a mouse walk into a bar
all of the animals hit their head on the bar ex...
Zebra Jokes
animal football
The animals were bored.
Finally, the lion had ...
A zebra visits a farm
A zebra is visiting the US and enters a farm. H...
trained zebra no video
see the benefits of training
Since the amazing rescue of the sailor found at sea after 66 days ........
........... is there any news on the tiger, hye...
What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?
A zebra with a spear through its head.
Zebra joke!
I heard that zebras are neutral about racism.
"Beep."
Zebra walking past a self service checkout.
What's do you get when you mix a zebra and a donkey?
I am not sure but I think it will come out a bi...
One zebra says to the other, "I'm going to check out that patch of nice green grass over there . . .
. . . I'll be white black."
What has four legs and is always ready to travel?
A zebra with a private jet.
Which is the oldest animal?
Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and w...
Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing
Sorry...
I need a punchline to this set up: A spaceman and a Zebra walk into a bar....
could switch it up too if need be.... a Zebra a...
What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?
Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.
What's yellow and smells like a zebra?
Lion vomit.
The Zebras stripes (long Joke)
Once upon a time a zebra was contemplating his ...
Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?
Because he only knows about The White Stripes.
What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?
Kicked out of the zoo.
Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?
'CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!
There was a zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on in age so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm.
There was a zebra who had lived her entire life...