Latvian jokes

Let's have a thread of Latvian jokes. These always have me crying.

Man across town offer me one potato for daughter. I say 'but I love daughter'. He say 'potato make you full'. I say "what is 'full'"?

Then he offer two potato. I say Ok. He takes daughter I take potato. One potato has worm in it. Is okay, so does daughter.

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