Inmate #1: "Hey..look at my tattoo. It's a King Cobra. King Cobra! You better watch out, boy."
The New Inmate says nothing & remains quiet.
Inmate #2: "Hey..look at my tattoo. It's a Bald Eagle. A Bald Eagle who eats the King Cobra! You better watch out, boy."
The new inmate slowly gets up & takes of his shirt revealing a large tattoo across his back.
Inmates #1 & #2 look at each other:
"Oh my god..it's a DRAGON..."
The new inmate turns around and in a deep & loud voice asks: "WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR TATTOOS WERE? HUH!?! TALK!"
Inmate #1: "Oh..um...err..nothing. just a small, harmless little worm."
Inmate #2: "Mm..mine is a cute little chick who eats the cute little worm."
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