Wolf Jokes

Wolf Jokes

Michelle Wolf on A Friend’s Pregnancy

One of my friends is pregnant. And I’m really e...

Three Blonds are walking through town...

Three Blonds are walking through town when they...

A bear prepares a list of all the animals he's planning to eat.

All the animals find out about the list and are...

A man goes to a farm and sees a three legged pig.

He asks the farmer "how did that pig lose his l...

Blonds in the woods

There were three blonds walking through the woo...

A man walks into a very expensive tattoo shop full of the best tattoo artists

Tattoo artists: Sir, what do you want?

Man: I ...

Neck Collar

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but c...

Full moon...

An ex-Gladiator just came up to me and asked: "...

Michelle Wolf on A Friend’s Pregnancy

Michelle Wolf on A Friend’s Pregnancy

One of m...

The three little pigs

Once upon a time there was a mother pig who had...

If The Jungle Book were written by George R.R. Martin...

Bagheera would have died saving Mowgli from the...

What is a wolf's favourite dance move?

The Shuffle
... pack of wolves.

Why did Mozart kill his chicken?

It kept saying "BACH BACH BACH"

Why did Mozart...

Three blondes discovers animal tracks in the road

The first blond says "these are deer tracks"

T...

I stole a wolf pup from a rundown wildlife refuge.

Turns out it was just a Shih Tzu.

I think there's nothing cooler than being a lone wolf

...except at wolf picnics, when you don't have ...

A dog walks into a bar.

A dog walks into a bar. He says to the bartende...