Tattoo artists: Sir, what do you want?
Man: I want a portrait of a very fearsome dog, you know, like something that would make me look intimidating
Tattoo artists: You mean like something that growls? fangs showing?
Man: Look, you guys have a reputation for having a top shop, just get the ink done I trust your instincts
Tattoo artists gets the ink done.
Man: What???!!? I said a dog not a dog looking like a wolf!
Tattoo artists: But ser you also said you wanted to look intimidating!
Man: Grrrrr!
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