Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome with curiosity, approached her. Sister, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate, he noted. Why yes, she replied, every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church. That's wonderful, how much does he send you? asked the priest. Oh, $2,000 a week. said the old lady. Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living? questioned the priest. He is a veterinarian, she answered. The impressed priest said, That is a very honorable profession. Where does he practice? Well, said the lady, he tells me he has one cat house in Kansas City and another in Dallas.
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