The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, Is your husband there? Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet? the wife asked. Both! was the reply. We can't get our dog's mouth open, and there's a burglar in it.
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