Toad Jokes

Toad Jokes

Shakespearean Humor


Tired of the overuse of four-letter words? He...

One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons


Why did the chicken cross the road?


MACHIAVE...

If a frog parks.


Q. What happens when a forg parks illegaly?

...

The Top 12 Signs Your History Teacher Isn't Very Qualified


12> The only "General Lee" in his lectures ...

Frogs car


What happend to the frog's car?


It got toad ...

Chicken thing


So Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?


GEOR...

Have you ever seen a


Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

If a frog parks.


Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?


...

If you take an Oriental


If you take an Oriental person and spin him ar...

The Splatted Toad


Why did the toad cross the road?


TO Show his...

Lihgthouse Toad


Why did the toadbecome a lihgthouse keeper?
H...

Double-Parked Frog


What do you call an illegally parked frog?
To...

If a frog parks.


Q. What happens when a frog parks illegally?
...

No Parking


This particular Wizard worked in a modern fact...

In And Out of Puddles

Five toads arrived at the Heaven's Gates. The m...

The Wizard

So there's this Wizard who worked in a factory....

FROGS

Q:What happens when two frogs collide?
A: They...

Frogs?

Do you know what style of shoes a frog loves mo...

How to Talk Native Southern IV

Rainch - A big cow farm.
Rat - Do it rat now!
...

Amazing Facts 29

# 16 Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a fifty thousa...

Old Bubba

Old Bubba was fishing along the Bayou for catfi...

Sir, your frog is illegally parked,

move it imediately or it will be toad.