Parking Violation
Do not park here, Your vehicle will be toad!
Toad Jokes
What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?
It gets toad away
What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?
Open Toad sandals...
I'll show myself out - th...
What happened to the frog's car?
It was toad.
What did the male frog say to the female frog?
The male frog's name is cow. The female frog's ...
A man walks into a bar with a mouse on his shoulder.
"What are you doing with that yoke in here?" as...
What's worse then ten babies on Mr Toad's Wild Ride at Disney World?
One baby by the lagoon.
If I were Mario I'd hang out with Toad all the time
He seems like a real fun guy.
What happens when you double park your frogs?
They get toad!
A frog's car broke down..
It gets "TOAD" away.
What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?
It got toad away
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
I got completely sucked into a three hour documentary about a toad.
It was ribbeting.
"Fraud"
Our teacher put an ugly dried up amphibian spec...
I found out why amphibious cars never caught on.
They were always getting toad.
Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?
He always gets Toad.
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?
I've already got that the frog called our car c...
So why did the chicken cross the road?
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road becau...
what happens when a frogs car breaks down?
it gets toad
Top 10 Funniest Animal Jokes
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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?
He rubbed him the wrong way.
How did the toad feel in the morning?
A little bit froggy
What happens to illegally parked frogs ?
They get toad away.