A frog parked his car in the handicapped spot.
It got toad.
Toad Jokes
What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?
One with a lot of hops.
Frog parking only.
All others will be toad.
The frog was double parked...
And that's why she got Toad.
I'd do a joke about amphibians.
But they've all been toad.
Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?
Toad was a fungi.
What happened to the frog who parked illegally?
he got toad
What happens when a frogs car breaks down?
IT GETS TOAD!
What happens to a frog that parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away
Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?
Because it's a toad's tool.
Help create the punch line?
My dad sent me the beginnings to a joke, but ne...
So a frog parked his car in a "no parking" zone.....
His ride got toad away.
Hello jokesters, I started a "joke of the day" at my work and after 5 days I have run out of material. I need your punny help (needs to be PG)
Examples of what I have been using: "what happe...
Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?
They only speak in Morse-toad!
What happened to the broken down frog?
It got **toad** away!
What happened to the frog that broke down?
It got toad away.
What do you call a pile of frog dung?
Toad stools
Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally?
Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally? A:...
Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally?
Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally? A:...