Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?
Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's...
Toad Jokes
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It ...
First Witch: I like your toad.
First Witch: I like your toad. He always has su...
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He...
Whats the world weakest animal ?
Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he cro...
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse...
How did the toad die ?
How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !
What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ?
What do you call the English Toad Prize giving ...
What kind of shoes to frogs like ?
What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sa...
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?
What do you get if cross a science fiction film...
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He...
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?
Why are frogs no good at websurfing?
Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers ...
What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?
What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a...
What did the witch say to the ugly toad?
What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I'd pu...
Toad Parking
Q: What did the toad say when he parked illegal...
Told You So
"How do you spell toad?" one of my first-grade ...