The-battle-of-the-sexes Jokes

The-battle-of-the-sexes Jokes

What's the difference between a sorority and a cir


What's the difference between a sorority and a...

Fast food


A friend and I were standing in line at a fast...

Tip off


He was standing in line at a restaurant, waiti...

Soap operas are fictional


Q: How can you tell soap operas are fictional?...

Helpful voice


A woman is hurrying along a sidewalk when she ...

Men in singles bars


Q: What is the one thing that all men at singl...

Disappearing Trick


During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man w...

She: What do you love most, my natural beauty...


She: What do you love most, my natural beauty ...

A cowboy and his horse


A cowboy walks out of a bar and a second later...

I was out with a girl last night who had a...


I was out with a girl last night who had a fig...

Wife 1.0 Variation


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Wig problems


A middle-aged guy who was stark bald bought a ...

Dog of a man


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Extra pillow


One night a man was going to bed with his wife...

So many teddy bears so little time


A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They ta...

Psychic Boyrfriend


I once had a psychic boyfriend, but before we ...

Men and commercials


Q: Why are men like commercials?
A: You can't...

Man is like an automobile


As it gets older, the differential starts slip...

Marriage Counselor's Advice


A couple was having some trouble, so they did ...

Daddy's bird


There was this dad who was so unbelievably shy...

Treating mom


A couple was going out for the evening. They h...

Hung


One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in h...

Grandmas


Why are Grandmas so nice?


There's no kids a...

Sorority Girls


How many sorority girls does it take to change...

Valentine's for ex's


A man went to the mall this last week to buy V...