During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of the theatre yelled, "How'd you do that?""I could tell you, sir", the magician answered, " But then I'd have to kill you."After a short pause, the man yelled back, "Ok, then. Just tell my wife!"
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