The-battle-of-the-sexes Jokes

The-battle-of-the-sexes Jokes

So, a guy is stranded on an island with only...


So, a guy is stranded on an island with only a...

Men are like...vacations


Men are like...Vacations. They never seem to b...

What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?


Q. What's a man's idea of helping with the hou...

My wife says I never listen to her....


My wife says I never listen to her.


At least...

How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Q: How many women with PMS does it take to sc...

Doing shots


An irate wife was complaining about her husban...

10 REASONS IT'S GREAT TO BE A GUY!


1) You don't have to leave the room to make an...

If you want a nice man go for a bald one....


If you want a nice man go for a bald one. The...

Small feet


Q: Why do women have small feet?


A: To get c...

Speical watch


A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a...

Same Wish


A man was sitting alone in his office one nigh...

Coffee vs. women part 2


Why Coffee is Better than Women - Part II


23...

Snappy comebacks for pickup lines


I know how to please a woman.Then please leave...

Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting...


Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting for...

Harold wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling...


Harold wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeli...

Female Hormones


"Yesterday scientists in the USA revealed that...

What does a sorority girl put behind her ears


What does a sorority girl put behind her ears ...

A woman of 35 thinks of having children....


A woman of 35 thinks of having children.
A ma...

Cured


A woman went to her doctor's office. She was s...

Baby, I've Got A Question For You


I know I haven't known you very long and I sho...

Signs from men


Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually excit...

Day off?


Mr. Smith goes to see his supervisor in the fr...

Mule & the Mother-in-law


A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by...

After divorce


After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poke...

Vocabulary differences between men and women


THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part unde...