A couple was going out for the evening. They had gotten ready, all dolled up,
cat put out, etc. The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out the door, the
cat shot back in. They didn't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife went
out to the taxi while the husband went upstairs to chase the cat out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explained to the
taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he
said. "Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a
coat hanger to get her to come out!"
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