So many teddy bears so little time


A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end
up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he
notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.


Hundreds of small bears are on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium
sized ones are on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears are on the top shelf
along the wall. The man is kind of surprised by the collection, especially
because it�s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.


She turns to him�they kiss�then they rip each other�s clothes off and romp
around the room all night. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying
there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, �Well,
how�d I do?�


The woman says, �You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.�

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