The-battle-of-the-sexes Jokes

The-battle-of-the-sexes Jokes

Manslaughter and Jury Duty


A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court...

Drunk Harry comes home


Every night after dinner, Harry took off for t...

Dumb fishermen


Two men are out fishing and they are having gr...

Car treatment


Q: Why would women be better off if men treate...

Men are like...curling irons


Men are like...Curling Irons. They're always h...

Husbands and lawn movers


Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They...

He'n & She'n


The preacher stood before the congregation. ''...

ATM Withdrawls


HIM: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card ...

Wishing for Intelligence


There were these 3 guys on a fishing trip in t...

One night a wife found her husband standing...


One night a wife found her husband standing ov...

My wife asked me for one of those sporty 4...


My wife asked me for one of those sporty 4-Whe...

Whose baby is it, anyhow?


A sailor came home from a secret two year miss...

What do you get when you cross a sorority girl wit


What do you get when you cross a sorority girl...

How many men does it take to clean a bathroom?...


How many men does it take to clean a bathroom?...

Blind Man


I see said the blind man as he was peeing into...

Men are like...coolers


Men are like...Coolers. Load them with beer an...

One man, 5 women


Doctor said the young man lying down on the co...

Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving but...


Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving but Ar...

How is a man like a used car?


Q. How is a man like a used car?
A. Both are ...

Back seat


There was Jenny and Bill at a hot make out spo...

Keep the motor running


It was the stir of the town when an 80 year ol...

Ten of our Favorite Pick-Up Lines...


Ten of our Favorite Pick-Up Lines


Your body'...

Man planning for the future


Q: How does a man show he's planning for the f...

What do you call 100 sorority girls bathing


What do you call 100 sorority girls bathing on...

Princess story


Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, se...