One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently
she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his
face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment,
skepticism.
Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes
glistening she slipped her arm around her husband.
� A penny for your thoughts," she said.
� It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib
like that for only $46.50."
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