Little Bob and his friend John went to the movies and, before the show, headed
to the bathroom to relieve themselves. Bob relieved himself then
washed his hands, much to his surprise John did just the opposite.
� Hey," said Bob, "smart boys wash their hands after they pee."
Holding his head back proudly, young John corrected, "Smart boys learn not to
pee on their hands."
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