The-battle-of-the-sexes Jokes

The-battle-of-the-sexes Jokes

Men are like.....computers


Men are like.....Computers. Hard to figure out...

Men are like.....placemats


Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up ...

We've been married for fifty years, yet it...


We've been married for fifty years, yet it see...

Blame the dog


A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening...

Jockeying for Position


Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar...

Dress Shopping


A man walked into a dress shop and told the cl...

T-shirts for women


T-Shirt Sayings for Women Who Take No Crap


I...

Chicken Dinner


Farmer and his young bride lived out in the co...

Three men making wishes


There were these three men who were walking on...

Driving in Heaven


3 guys die in a car accident, as they are goin...

I Can't Help Falling In Love with Me


A Dutch artist is set to marry herself to show...

Things men wish women knew part 1


1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up p...

Difference Between Men and Women


1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A...

Romantic fool


Nancy was dating her friend Patty's ex-boyfrie...

How to get your husband home


A woman was complaining to the neighbor that h...

Best way to force a man to do sit-ups


Q. What�s the best way to force a man to do si...

Bridge to Hawaii


A man was walking along a California beach and...

Drive Her Crazy


The wealthy wife of a very successful Jewish b...

Why do women like cats?


I've never understood why women love cats.Cats...

Assembly Required


A gynecologist tired of his profession, and wa...

Helping with the baby


After a young couple brought their new baby ho...

A fellow's wife was very worried about her...


A fellow's wife was very worried about her hus...

If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine...


If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine...

Perfect Man, Perfect Woman


Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect ...

Under the table


John and Mary were having dinner in a very fin...