Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!

My teacher reminds me of history She's always r...

Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?

Teacher: Did your parents help you with these h...

Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?

Father: What did the teacher think of your idea...

Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Se...

Mother: How was your first day at school?

Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: ...

I'm not going back to school ever again Why ever not?

I'm not going back to school ever again Why eve...

Fred came home from his first day at school.

Fred came home from his first day at school. No...

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and ...

Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!

Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this te...

It's clear said the teacher, That you haven't studied your geography.

It's clear said the teacher, That you haven't s...

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulatio...

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy.

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmeti...

Teacher: Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?

Teacher: Sam, what is the outside of a tree cal...

The teacher came up with a good problem.

The teacher came up with a good problem. Suppos...

Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.

Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my...

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? Joseph: Beca...

A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin.

A little kid's in school, taking a true-false t...

Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan?

Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Ala...

Teacher: Didn't you know the bell had gone?

Teacher: Didn't you know the bell had gone? Fre...

Teacher: What happened to your homework?

Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil:...