'Ann!' the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window.
'Ann!' the teacher shouted one day at the girl ...
Teacher Jokes
Why were you late ?
Why were you late ? Sorry, teacher, I overslept...
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, w...
Our teacher talks to herself does yours ?
Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes, ...
Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ?
Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ? Pupil: I di...
Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.
Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day w...
Teacher: Where is the English Channel ?
Teacher: Where is the English Channel ? Pupil: ...
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand i...
Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is...
Teacher: Are you good at math ?
Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and ...
Teacher: What's 2 and 2 Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good Pupil: Good ?, that's perfect !
Teacher: What's 2 and 2 Pupil: 4 Teacher: That'...
Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?
Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and do...
The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class.
The teacher was reviewing counting with her fir...
Teacher: Can you count to 10?
Teacher: Can you count to 10? Fred: Yes, teache...
Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?
Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another ther...
TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439.
TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is t...
Fred: I've added these figures ten times.
Fred: I've added these figures ten times. Teach...
Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?
Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and ...
Our teacher has a bad memory.
Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days sh...
The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting.
The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on cou...
Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !
Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fis...
Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?
Teacher : Were you copying his sums ? Pupil : N...
Teacher : What are you reading ?
Teacher : What are you reading ? Pupil : I dunn...
Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?
Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exp...
Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !
Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word let...