Boy with no name.

So there's this boy at school and the teacher is asking him what's his name.

What's your name? I don't know
Where do you live? I don't know.

So the kid goes home and asks his mom which is busy cleaning up.

Mom, what's my name?

Shut up!!

Ok,now the boy is puzzled and asks his sister which is listening to music

Hey sis, what's my name?

La,la,la,la,

Lastly, he asks his brother which by the way is watching batman the live action reruns.

What's my name bro?

Batman!!


Ok,so now the boy has an idea what's his name is and goes to school the next day.

Hey boy(asks the teacher),what's your name?

Boy: Shut up!!

Teacher: what did you just say?

Boy :la,la,la,la,la

Teacher : who do you think you are?!?!

Boy: Batman!


Edit: old joke from when I was a kid