A teacher at a primary school sees three children fighting "Timmy! Sally! Jerome! Stop that at once and go see the headmaster!" so the children dust themselves down and trudge off to the headmaster's office. "Well children," said the stern headmaster "Its very naughty to fight and I might have to give you the slipper if you don't tell me what happened. Timmy, tell me why you were fighting" "Coz..I was playing with Sally then Jerome wanted to play too but we didn't want him to" said Timmy, sheepishly. "Well you were very bad Timmy," said the headmaster "but if you can spell 'bad' I'll let you go". "Errr, b-a-d?" said Timmy. The headmaster nodded & pointed to the door. "Why were you fighting, Sally?" bellowed the headmaster. "Dunno sir" mumbled Sally. "Well what you did was wrong. If you can spell 'did' I'll let you go" "d-i-d" replied Sally and the headmaster let her go. "Okay, Jerome, tell me why you were fighting". Jerome stood there, fighting back tears. "Because they wouldn't let me play with them, sir" "Why was that?" asked the headmaster. Jerome blurted out "They said its coz I'm black and I shouldnt be taught with decent, white kids!!!"
"That's racial descrimination!" exclaimed the headmaster "No wonder you feel sad...Now, if you can spell 'racial descrimination'........"
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