Two guys were flying over the Sahara Desert in a hot air balloon. They were completely lost, and had no way to find out where to go to get to civilization.
Suddenly, they see a man walking on the ground. Thinking they may be close to some kind of settlement, one guy calls down to the man:
"HEY! WHERE ARE WE?!"
The two in the balloon wait what seems like forever, until finally the man calls back:
"IN THE DESERT!" and the man was then lost from their sight.
"What an idiot," said one man.
"He's not an idiot," said the second man, "He's just a mathematician."
"A mathematician? How could you know that?"
"Three reasons. One, it takes forever for the answer. Second, he's 100% correct, and third, the information he provided was completely useless."
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