The son is fifteen years old and the daughter is thirteen. The mother is a school teacher and the father is an obstetrician. They say a quick prayer, and start eating.
The father starts telling his wife about an interesting new study he was reading about, suggesting a surprisingly strong correlation between teenage masturbation and testicular cancer. After a few minutes, the son abruptly pushes his chair away from the table and dashes upstairs.
"Thanks, darling," says the mother. "That should slow him down for a week or so."
"No problem, dear," says the father. "I'm sorry you had to walk in on that--*again*."
She smiles, and resumes eating. Her eyes fall on her daughter. "By the way," she says suddenly, turning back to her husband-- "Have you heard anything about teenage girls who listen to Justin Bieber?"
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