A little girl is at school when her teacher tells her to learn the first 4 letters of the alphabet for homework.
She leaves school and arrives home, then asks her older sister what the first letter of the alphabet was. The sister said "Shut up I'm on the phone" as she was on her phone. She then asks her dad what the second letter of the alphabet was. He shouts "One-hundred and eighty!" while watching darts. Next she goes to her little brother and asks him what the third letter of the alphabet was and he says "Nananananananana Batmaaan!" as he was playing on his xbox. Finally she asks her little sister "What's the third letter of the alphabet?". She replys "In my little red car." while playing with her dolls.
The next day the girl goes back to school. The teacher asks her what the first letter of the alphabet was. She says "Shut up I'm on the phone." The teacher sends her straight to the principles office.
When she gets there the principle asks her "How many detentions do you think you'll get for this young lady?" and she shouts "One-hundred and eighty!". The teacher shouts "Just who do you think you are!" and the little girl says "Nanananananana Batman". The principle, flustered and enraged asks "Now how do you think you're getting away with this girl?".And She replys "In my little red car.".
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