A teacher asked her class..

The meaning of control. The first child says "a plane has control panels!" The teacher says: "That's nice, sit down. "

The second child stands up and says "I can control the tv channel!" The teacher says "that's correct, sit down"

the third child says "my dad pushed my gran down the stairs, then said: Look at that old *cuntroll*"

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