Teacher: Whoever stands up is stupid, and will be expelled from this school!
*nobody stands up*
Teacher: Any volunteers?
*a witty student stands up*
Teacher: Johnny, do you really want to get expelled?
Johnny: No, I just thought you were kind of lonely standing by yourself.
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