Our Spanish 3 teacher came from Costa Rica and doesn't understand a lot of figure of speeches in English. In our class today, she assigned the class into groups and had them write a story in the preterite / imperfect with a conflict in it. One of the groups went up in front of the class to present. There's one person reading, one person sitting on a chair, and one standing. The person sitting says in Spanish "I am beating my meat" and proceeds to take his fist and hit his open palm of his other hand. As the story progresses, he begins to hit faster and louder. At this point the whole class is hysterical and the teacher is just sitting there with a confused look on her face. Then the narrator says in Spanish "He got his meat stolen," and the standing person goes and "steals" his meat. The teacher still doesn't understand what happened and asks the class what the boy was doing. A kid raises his hand and says "He was beating his meat." She thought he meant literally beating meat with a meat tenderizer or something. This is a real story.
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