Class was starting, and the teacher was taking attendance. She noticed that two of her top students were missing.
Right after that, Billy came in. She asks him, "Why are you late?" He replies, "I was just on top of Blueberry Hill." The teacher tells him to sit.
A few minutes later Timmy comes in. The teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" He replies, "I was just on top of Blueberry Hill." She tells him to sit.
A few minutes later a new girl walks into class. The teacher says, "Oh you must be the new girl. What's your name?"
The girl replies, "I'm Blueberry Hill."
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