Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

Coincidence


Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COI...

The teacher, the thief & the lawyer


A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the...

Chemistry song 02


The Chemistry Teacher's Coming to TownYou bett...

Here's Little Johnny!...


The kindergarten class had a homework assignme...

How old is your father ?


Teacher : How old is your father ?
Boy : As o...

Mistake


Mistake: to err, to cause an error or make a m...

"Time is


"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it ki...

Water


TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for wate...

canadians


At this school the teacher asked the kids to s...

Day at the races


A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompani...

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ


There was a little boy who wanted to know the ...

Dog Plants


The teacher was telling the class about plants...

Catholic School will do it to you


A ten year old public school boy was finding f...

What gender is a computer?


An English teacher was explaining to his stude...

Field Trip to the Zo


This kindergarten teacher was taking her class...

Noun


"An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is some...

Little Johnny and Venus Statue


The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class a...

School dinners


"Any complaints?" asked the teacher during sch...

Cheating


TEACHER: Well, at least there's one thing I ca...

Life Happens


The children had all been photographed, and th...

Long and Pink


"Today in class", said Mrs. Johnson the kinder...

Mum's age


"That's an excellent essay for someone your ag...

Home making


Rather strict English teacher also had the res...

BUTTITCHES


there once was a little boy named butittches h...

The alcohol trouble


During grammar school science experiements int...