Teacher : Billy, please don't whistle while studying.
Teacher : Billy, please don't whistle while stu...
Teacher Jokes
Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.
Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words def...
Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?
Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk a...
Teacher : What is a comet ?
Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with...
Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?
Teacher : The word politics - can you give me a...
Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?
Teacher : What is the most common phrase used i...
Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?
Teacher : Why are you the only child in the cla...
Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.
Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 mi...
Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?
Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into sch...
Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !
Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No...
Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?
Teacher: This note from your father looks like ...
Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.
Teacher : Would you at the back of the room sto...
Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?
Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, ...
Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?
Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class...
Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?
Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of...
Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?
Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corn...
Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?
Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our w...
Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ?
Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your hea...
Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?
Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in j...
Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?
Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning...
Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?
Mother: How do you like your new teacher ? Son:...
Mother: Does your teacher like you ?
Mother: Does your teacher like you ? Son: Like ...
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds th...
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ?
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my qu...
Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ?
Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liqui...