The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting. Jackie got things started by counting from 1 to 10. Now, Fred, said the teacher, you take over, beginning with 11. 11, 14, 23, 42, 26, said Fred. What kind of counting is that'? asked the teacher Who's counting'? replied Fred. I'm calling signals.
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