Little Leroy was starting his first day of third grade and the lesson for that day was to form sentences using Ebonics. The teacher would give each student a word and they would have to use it in a sentence.
"Leroy?"
"Yea Ms. Johnson"
"Your word is contagious"
"Contagious?"
"Yes Leroy."
Leroy thought long and hard, and finally a sentence came to mind. "Well?", Miss Johnson said.
Leroy replied "Evry time my mama gets olda, her contagious."
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