How does King Arthur take his pills?
An African or European swallow
Swallow Jokes
What's the fastest way to kill millions?
Just swallow.
If a...
If a black bird brings black babies,
and a blue...
A woman goes to a doctor's office
A woman goes to the doctor to ask about her hus...
Temper cure
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her ...
Strep throat
Me: "Doc, it hurts when I swallow"
Dr: "Let's d...
A Woman Goes To The Doctor Worried About Her Husband's Temper
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her h...
An elderly man goes to get his haircut at the local barber shop...
During the haircut he told the barber that he h...
What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?
They'll always swallow
What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spit, swallow and gargle.
Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
Closest shave ever
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While th...
A woman goes to the doctor all bruised up.
Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don'...
What gas is best suited for a job with the IRS
I asked the waitress for a cup of tea, because ...
What is the bird synonymous with abstinence
The Swallow
Visiting a barber
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While t...
Two birls
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, ...
A Natural Process
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While t...
Real redneck woman.
How do you know you're with a real redneck woma...
What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
They both swallow a lot of seamen.
Ahh stupi...
Whats a cannibals favorite game?
Swallow the leader.
Blonde's sleeping pill
An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in ...
Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?
They always swallow.
Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?
Because it was Chewy