Swallow Jokes
What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
Spit, swallow, gargle.
Did you hear about the man who choked on an issue of The Guardian after learning about his brothers passing?
He found the news hard to swallow.
Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?
He couldn't swallow his pride.
Drunk Husband
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ....
Two whales in the sea
One whale says, "BOY, am I hungry!"
The other ...
Why are Jewish Women like the Bermuda triangle
They both swallow seamen.
Here's to the stork that brings good babies...
"Here's to the stork that brings good babies, t...
A woman goes to their family doctor and tell him.....
Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don'...
A women goes to the doctor all black and blue...
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don'...
Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?
Because she's knows what to spit and what to sw...
With all this uranium on Reddit, we should remember not to swallow any.
You'll get atomic ache
What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?
Spit, Swallow and Gargle.
What is the official bird of love?
The Swallow.
What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?
Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.
A robber walks into a sperm bank...
... turns to the female receptionist and says: ...
Every year you swallow ten beetles in your sleep!
That's what my gastroentomologist told me.
They say rejection is a hard pill to swallow...
But it's just practice for the 60 pain killers ...
Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?
She won't swallow